Top 5 reasons why I was a walking Freak Show at the water park in Saigon.
Number 1
I was the whitest person there
Number 2
I was the BIGGEST person there
Number 3
I was wearing a swimming suit (Asian culture dictates that swimming should be done fully clothed)
Number 4
I (and my traveling partner) have boobs. Big ole white girl boobs - in a bikini top.
Number 5
I have tattoos. In Vietnam (though it is becoming more common for men) tattoos are reserved for gangsters and people in prison. Women are almost never tattood.
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